My Twitter was briefly useful in documenting the incredibly stylish outfits of a man we will refer to as "Al." Al is an impeccable dresser and has been witnessed in as many as three different outfits in one day (see footnote 1). He is well known among Whetstoners and it is my hope that he will one day achieve the level of minor local celebrity (see footnote 2). Twitter's usefulness was brief due to Al being banished from the land for a total of four months (click on the above cartoon for a dramatized version of this event). The eviction was warranted. His behavior should not be encouraged. His wardrobe should.
1) The only more impressive example of such frequent wardrobe changes I have witnessed would be Prince in concert. Larry Graham & Graham Central Station opened the show and Prince sat in for most of their set which lasted about 1 1/2 hours. Then Prince performed his own headlining set for 2 1/2 hours. During his time on stage he had no less than three different outfits. Could this show have been any better? Only if he challenged me to a pick-up game of basketball and then offered to make pancakes.
2) Like Zach Allan Starkey, but different. Obviously.
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